Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Birthers: Bite Me!

In recent weeks in the United States, the so-called "Birther" movement has been gaining momentum, even taking over a Republican Town Hall meeting with some crazy woman screaming at her representative "He is a Citizen of Kenya... I want My Country Back".

They are of course talking about President Barack Hussein Obama, who none of us could fail to have noticed, was elected to office by a sweeping landslide in November 2008. If you haven't noticed this fact, please go crawl back under the rock that you crawled out from underneath. Their claim is that despite having produced a legitimate Hawaiian Birth Certificate, despite having a United States Passport and despite having passed the Secret Service background checks that Presidential Candidates have to go through to be considered as a candidate, that Barack Obama was not born in the United States, he was born in Kenya.

Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, gave the claims even more unwarranted attention the following day by saying, "President Barack Obama is a Citizen of the greatest Country on the face of this Earth."

The "Birthers" claim that President Barack Obama handed to the electoral authorities, none other than a "fake" Birth Certificate. And that two Honolulu newspapers that carried announcements of Obama's birth in August of 1961 are also forgeries.

Nothing that anyone can say or do will ever appease these Batshit Crazies. Nothing will ever convince them that Obama is not part of the largest conspiracy in living memory. Obama is a natural born citizen of the United States of America, and has proven it several times. He was born in HONOLULU!

My message to these "Batshit Crazies" is ..............................................BITE ME!

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